शनिवार, मई 05, 2007

STATUS SYMBOL

Tarah Tarah ka Status SYMBOL hota hai ! Jaise aaj kal khud ka ek BLOG rakhana bhi status SYMBOL hai ! Ek Jamana tha ki GIRL FRIEND hona STATUS SYMBOL hai ! Campus Recruitment me ek nahi teen- char NAUKARI ka offer STATUS SYMBOL hai ! woh bhi kya JAMANA tha JAB NAUKARI nahi karana Status Symbol hota tha .
Pahale KHANDANI log PAN_BATTA rakhate the aur PAAN khate the ! PAAN khana Status Symbol hota tha ab ULTA hai ab PAAN KHANA DEHATI ka pahchan hai :(
Woh bhi kya jamana tha jab POLITICs hobby aur STATUS SYMBOL hota tha , ab bilkul ulta hai , POLITICAL SAMAJ ko log ganda nazar se dekhata hai . Pahale ke JAMANA me DARU peene wale ko GAON se bahar kar oosaka BOYCOTT kiya jata tha , ab ULTA hai , agar aap DARU nahi peete hain to aapako SAMAJ se BAHAR kar diya jayega !
Ek woh bhi jamana tha jab sabhi N R B ( Non resident Bihari ) har HOLI - DASH-HARA - CHHAT me gaon jaate the aur GARV ka baat hota tha , ab agar aap HOLI -DASHHARA metro me nahi manayenge to wahan ka ADVANCE BIHARI aapako dusara nazar se dekhega !


sab kuchh ULTA ho gaya hai ! ab dekhiye naya naya STATUS SYMBOL kya hai ...

1. Virtual World me presence , Kisi Yahoo group , Orkut Community , BLOG etc ka OWNER hona ..

2. Live-in Relationship ..matlab bina BIYAH kiye huye kisi LADAKA ya LADAKi ke saath Flat me rahana ...

3. INDIA ke kisi METRO me ek FLAT hona ....bhale aapako BIHAR me 2 kaththa bhi Zamin nahi ho ...

4. IT world me naukari ....bhale hi aap MAINTENANCE ka kaam kyon na karen .....

5. LOVE - MARRIAGE ... aapake khandaan me koi LOVE marriage nahi kiya hai ?? oh..tab to aap SAMAJ se bahut peechhe hain ....

6. OFFICE - SPOUSE ......DIn ke 12 ghanta to office me rahate hain so wahan ek SPOUSE hona jaruri hai jisake saath aap apane SUKH -DUKH share kar saken ....

7. CAT preparation .... Ek jamana tha jab BIHARI log UPSC ka preparation karata tha , ab sab ULTA hai ...CAT ka Preparation karana STATUS SYMBOL hai .....kuchh SAMAJH me aa raha hai MUKHIYA JEE ??? ENGLISH NOVEL padhana suru kiziye !

8. ENTREPRENEURSHIP ....kahan NAUKARI kar rahe ho ?? Bhaiya , maine to resign kar diya ab KHUD ka ek BPO khol liya hai , NOIDA me . Good !

9. NO CASTE , Pls ! TALK "CLASS" : agar aap JAAT PAAT ka baat kiziyega to LOG aapako BOYCOTT kar dega , JAAT PAAT mat kiziye , CLASS ka baat kiziye :)

10. MBA from USA : oh...aap IITian hain :) very GOOD ! MBA kiya hai ? NAHI :( ta GHANTA kiya hai ??? USA me 10 saal rahe , ek MBA ka degree le lete !!

aur bhi BAHUT STATUS SYMBOLs hain ......

JAMANA bahut BADAL gaya aur hum aaj bho oosee MOD par khade hain , jahan se JINDAGI ki shuruaat kiye the :(

4 टिप्‍पणियां:

Ashish Mishra ने कहा…

Sahi hai Ranjan!

Bilkul sahi jaa rahe ho.. Keep on writing like this..

Cheers!
Ashish

santoshpandeyca ने कहा…

Bahut Khoob, Sahee likha hai apne.

Santosh

बेनामी ने कहा…

Mukhia Jee,
Kaamal ka Likha hai . Good idea on Status Symbol.
Amit

बेनामी ने कहा…

YE ASHISH AUR PANDAY KAUN HAI ...AMIT