Garmee ka DIN !!!

Dilli me Bahut Garmee hai Lekin yahan ka concrete Jungle to aur garmee failata hai ! AC bhi fail hai , Mera Flat Top Floor par hai , so shaam ke 8 - 9 baje tak tapata rahata hai ! 'Pariwar' patna gaya huaa hai , so Jyada Tension nahi hai ! Beta Ram , Patna me garmee ka chhutte enJoy kar rahe hain ! Home work bahut mila hai , Bakhtiyarpur wali shikayat kar rahi thi ki , abhi tak Home work suru bhi nahi huaa hai ! aur mai Gussa hone ke bajaye , Mushkura diya ! waise hum Dil se "Bachpan bachao" aandolan ke samarthak hai ! hum bole ki kaa karega abhi se padh ke ? yahi ta umar hai khelane kudane ka , 2-4 saal ke baad ta fursat nahi milega ! Let then enJoy thier GARMEE ka CHHUTEE !

Hum Log bhi Garmee ke CHHUTTE me BABA-DADI ke paas GAON jaate the ! Maza aa jata tha ! Sabhi Gotiya / pattidaar ke Bhai bahan aa jaate the , Koi Ranchi se to koi Motihari se ! Subah subah bada wala Chauki par GANEET / HISAB banana hota tha , 2 ghanta ! Feer Naha Dho ke , agala Program !

AAM ka season hota hai ! AAM khane ka maza alag tha ! Sabhi BHAI log me COMPETITION ho jata tha kaun kitana AAM khaya ! Mera Mansinda hota tha "AAM-CHURA" ! Bhar pet kha ke , POORAB wala Room me BADA wala KHATIYA laga ke , ek DAREE bichha ke , ek Bada wala MASNAD laga ke , BAGAL me SANTOSH RADIO rakh ke , MANOHAR KAHANIYAN lekar peeth ke bal let kar Padhate the ! Maza aa jata tha ! :) KHAPADA wala GHAR hai , so thanda thanda rahata tha ! Mood huaa to KHIDAKI me KHUS laga diye aur kisi naukar chakar ko INSTRUCTION de diye ki , har ghanta Pani dete rahana !

esee beech jab mood huaa BALATI se 2-4 tho aur AAM lekar CHOOS liye , BIJJU AAM Chusane ka alag maza tha ! CALCUTIA AAM , LANGADA AAM , etc , tarah tarah ka AAM .

SHAAM huaa ta , BAGICHA me chale gaye , wahan PUMP SET chalu karwa ke , Chhota wala CHAUKI par prem se baith ke ek DUM Thanda Thanda PANI se , LUX saboon laga ke NAHATE the !

Lautate waqt GAON me hi Kisi BABA / CHACHA / BHAIYA ke "DALAAN" me ruk gaye aur wahan thoda gupp shup kiye ! Feer darwaja par laut ke DUAAR par KHATIYA lagwa ke RADIO chalu kar diye , 7.30 PM me PRADESHIK SAMACHAR aata hai ! Samachar waigarah sun ke , aaram se BHAI log se saath "29" khelane baith gaye ! "29" bhi gajab ka GAME hai !

Garmee ke DIN me , Khoob Teeta MEAT BHAAT khane ka bhi alag AANAND hai ! Jhar Jhar Paseena chu raha ho aur aap CHUSTA ko Khinch ke kha rahe hon :) ( Sorry for VEGGIE )

Raat hone par , DUAAR par KHATIYA Laga ke SONE ka AANAND ! wah ! Pura DUAAR par ek taraf se Chacha / Bhai log ka KHATIYA laga hota tha ! Jo jitana ADVANCE , oosaka DAREE aur JAJIM aur MASNAD ootana hi SAFED ! Lekin the to sabhi bhai so BARABARI me sabhi sote the ! MAUGAA type Bhaiya / Chacha type ITEM log AANGAN me sota tha ;)

Agar GAON ke SCHOOL me KOI BARAT tika huaa hai to raat me sabhi bhai log HUM LOG "NAACH" dekhane nikal jaate the ! Lekin hamesha Darr hota tha ki Koi PAHCHAN na le ! Agar Chacha se Kah diya to , Kya Hoga ?

HUM log "CHHAPARA" Zila wale bahut DHANIK nahi hote hain ! DIN me KAMAYA , RAAT me Khaya aur PREM se SOYA ! Waisa bhi Bhaiya / Chacha log hota tha jo BAGAL ke TOWN me Naukari karata tha , so agar woh wek end me Lauta to LITCHI lekar aata tha ! :)

Kabhi kabhi Mood karata hai ki Apane BETA -BETI ke saath kuchh DIN GAON me rahun ! Shayad woh log apani Sanskriti se kuchh parichay kar len ! NASEEB me likha hoga to PAISA aa hi jayega , Lekin yeh BACHPAN dubara nahi aayega !

aur kya likhen ?? GHAR ka Bahut yaad aa raha hai :(

STATUS SYMBOL

Tarah Tarah ka Status SYMBOL hota hai ! Jaise aaj kal khud ka ek BLOG rakhana bhi status SYMBOL hai ! Ek Jamana tha ki GIRL FRIEND hona STATUS SYMBOL hai ! Campus Recruitment me ek nahi teen- char NAUKARI ka offer STATUS SYMBOL hai ! woh bhi kya JAMANA tha JAB NAUKARI nahi karana Status Symbol hota tha .

Pahale KHANDANI log PAN_BATTA rakhate the aur PAAN khate the ! PAAN khana Status Symbol hota tha ab ULTA hai ab PAAN KHANA DEHATI ka pahchan hai :(

Woh bhi kya jamana tha jab POLITICs hobby aur STATUS SYMBOL hota tha , ab bilkul ulta hai , POLITICAL SAMAJ ko log ganda nazar se dekhata hai . Pahale ke JAMANA me DARU peene wale ko GAON se bahar kar oosaka BOYCOTT kiya jata tha , ab ULTA hai , agar aap DARU nahi peete hain to aapako SAMAJ se BAHAR kar diya jayega !

Ek woh bhi jamana tha jab sabhi N R B ( Non resident Bihari ) har HOLI - DASH-HARA - CHHAT me gaon jaate the aur GARV ka baat hota tha , ab agar aap HOLI -DASHHARA metro me nahi manayenge to wahan ka ADVANCE BIHARI aapako dusara nazar se dekhega !

sab kuchh ULTA ho gaya hai ! ab dekhiye naya naya STATUS SYMBOL kya hai ...

1. Virtual World me presence , Kisi Yahoo group , Orkut Community , BLOG etc ka OWNER hona ..

2. Live-in Relationship ..matlab bina BIYAH kiye huye kisi LADAKA ya LADAKi ke saath Flat me rahana ...

3. INDIA ke kisi METRO me ek FLAT hona ....bhale aapako BIHAR me 2 kaththa bhi Zamin nahi ho ...

4. IT world me naukari ....bhale hi aap MAINTENANCE ka kaam kyon na karen .....

5. LOVE - MARRIAGE ... aapake khandaan me koi LOVE marriage nahi kiya hai ?? oh..tab to aap SAMAJ se bahut peechhe hain ....

6. OFFICE - SPOUSE ......DIn ke 12 ghanta to office me rahate hain so wahan ek SPOUSE hona jaruri hai jisake saath aap apane SUKH -DUKH share kar saken ....

7. CAT preparation .... Ek jamana tha jab BIHARI log UPSC ka preparation karata tha , ab sab ULTA hai ...CAT ka Preparation karana STATUS SYMBOL hai .....kuchh SAMAJH me aa raha hai MUKHIYA JEE ??? ENGLISH NOVEL padhana suru kiziye !

8. ENTREPRENEURSHIP ....kahan NAUKARI kar rahe ho ?? Bhaiya , maine to resign kar diya ab KHUD ka ek BPO khol liya hai , NOIDA me . Good !

9. NO CASTE , Pls ! TALK "CLASS" : agar aap JAAT PAAT ka baat kiziyega to LOG aapako BOYCOTT kar dega , JAAT PAAT mat kiziye , CLASS ka baat kiziye :)

10. MBA from USA : oh...aap IITian hain :) very GOOD ! MBA kiya hai ? NAHI :( ta GHANTA kiya hai ??? USA me 10 saal rahe , ek MBA ka degree le lete !!

aur bhi BAHUT STATUS SYMBOLs hain ......

JAMANA bahut BADAL gaya aur hum aaj bho oosee MOD par khade hain , jahan se JINDAGI ki shuruaat kiye the :(

ee ta INDUSTRY hai !

"ee" ta Industry hai ! ECONOMY grow karega ta sab tarah ka INDUSTRY badhega ! yehi se Bihar me bhi KIDNAPPING INDUSTRY badh raha hai ! Bhai log 15 saal lag gaya tha "ees" industry ko falane fulane me , ab "ee" kaise 1-2 saal me BANDH ho jayega ? Kitana log ko ROJGAAR mila hai ! MEDIA , MIDDLEMAN , POLICE , NETA aur PUBLIC sab log INVOLVE rahata hai ! ab "ee" INDUSTRY bandh ho jayega ta eetana log KAA karega ? ab ta 'ee' INDUSTRY , Cottage Industry ka roop le liya hai ! Bihar ke har gali - muhalla me aapako 2-4 tho KIDNAPPER mil jayega !

Hum log BACHCHA the ta sunate the ki LAKADSUNGHA aata hai , LAKADI sungha ke Kidnapp kar leta hai ! Lekin ab 'ee' process bahut aasaan ho gaya hai ! LALU raaj me Professional log KIDNAPP karata tha , NITISH raaj me UN-PROFESSIONAL log hai ! Professional KIDNAPPER log ka promotion ho gaya hai , koi MLA ban gaya hai ta koi MUKHIYA ! so Human Resources ka Problem hai ! Jaise IT industry me 2 mahina ka JAVA ka training le kar HYDERABAD ka Traffic hawaldaar bhi USA chala jata hai waisa hee kuchh KIDNAPPING INDUSTRY me bhi ho raha hai !

achcha ek aur baat , ab INSURANCE COMPANY wala KIDNAPPING ka RISK coverage karega ! heavy premium lega , aapka JAB kidnapping ho jayega tab INSURANCE officer middleman ka bhumika nibhayega ! dekhe ! Kya Bujhaya ?? ab sab kuchh systematic ho raha hai :) !

Kidnapping ka bahut fayada hai ! MEDIA me naam aa jata hai ! GALI - MUHALLA me aapaka STATUS badh jata hai ! 2-4 tho Police officer se direct relation ban jayega ! 10 saal baad bhi log aapako KIDNAPPING INCIDENT se jana pahchana karenge ! BETA-BETI ke biyah me problem nahi hoga ! LOG turant recognise kar lega , are woh to wahi hain , jinaka falana falana saal me KIDNAPPING huaa tha ( Bahut MAAL daba ke rakha hai ) !

2-4 dus saal baad RESUME me ek row hoga ki WHETHER YOU have been KIDNAPPED or NOT ! IIM ke interview me STRESS TESTING me aisa EXPERIENCE kaam aayega !

SARKAAR ko chahiye ki har gali muhalla se KIDNAPPER TALENT HUNT suru kare ! oosako bajapte COACHING ho ! How to Become PROFESSIONAL KIDNAPPER ke liye "KOTA " aur SUPER-30 ka batch suru hoga ! Jab aapaka Professional KIDNAPPER ho jayega tab PUBLIC kahega ki wah ! Bachpan se hi TALENTED tha ! AKHBAAR me Bada Bada COaching wala ka AD aayega ! " Become Professional KIDNAPER in 3 months " ! Mast JHAKAAS COuncellor hogee !

CHANDAN BOSS kah rahe the ki "Problem tab aayega , jab ARJUN SINGH jaisa aadami ees JOB me QUOTA ka demand karega " ! Hum bole " hmmmmm , Chaliye koi baat nahi 50 % ke liye Fight hoga " !

kul mila kar , LOKSABHA se BILL paas kar ke eesako TAX HOLIDAY milana chahiye !

SARKAAR , Kuchh bhi karo ! Lekin UNPROFESSIONAL KIDNAPPER se BIHAR ko BACHAO ! Kuchh bhi hai PROFESSIONAL KIDNAPPER "ees" Business ka ETHICs jaanate hain ! QUALITY Process ko samajhate hain !

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ta , HUM kah rahe the ....

ta , Hum Kah rahe the ki kuchh likhana chahiye ! CHANDAN BOSS bhi aisa bole ! Bole ki JAAT ko mat gariaayeeye ! Hum kahe BINA jaat yahan kuchh nahi hai :( , BRAHMIN , KSHATRIYA , BANIA , KAYASTHA , KURMI aur YADAV .....etc ke alawa bhi jaat hota hai , jaise IT - coolie , YAMRAAJ DOCTOR , Ghooskhor ENGINEER , MATUKNATH Teacher etc ...jaat se bach ke kahan jayeeyega :(

Ghar me Biyah shadi hota hai ta , aap dekhiye ga ki bahut sara GUEST aata hai , ab apana apana STANDARD ke hisab se apana apana CORNER aur FORUM bana lega ! ENGINEER Sahab , MASTER SAHAB se baat nahi karenge , DOctor sahab pura function me engineer sahab ko khojate firenge ! ta , Kul mila ke jaat - paat ta sab jagah hai !

ab dekhiye , IIM wala , XLRI wala ko neecha nazar se dekhata hai , XLRI wala SYMBIOSYS wala ko dusara nazar se dekhata hai , IIT wala RIT wala ko maggu samajhata hai !

Kul mila kar , jaat paat sab jagah hai :( aur hum bechain hain :(