मंगलवार, अप्रैल 17, 2007

ee ta INDUSTRY hai !

"ee" ta Industry hai ! ECONOMY grow karega ta sab tarah ka INDUSTRY badhega ! yehi se Bihar me bhi KIDNAPPING INDUSTRY badh raha hai ! Bhai log 15 saal lag gaya tha "ees" industry ko falane fulane me , ab "ee" kaise 1-2 saal me BANDH ho jayega ? Kitana log ko ROJGAAR mila hai ! MEDIA , MIDDLEMAN , POLICE , NETA aur PUBLIC sab log INVOLVE rahata hai ! ab "ee" INDUSTRY bandh ho jayega ta eetana log KAA karega ? ab ta 'ee' INDUSTRY , Cottage Industry ka roop le liya hai ! Bihar ke har gali - muhalla me aapako 2-4 tho KIDNAPPER mil jayega !
Hum log BACHCHA the ta sunate the ki LAKADSUNGHA aata hai , LAKADI sungha ke Kidnapp kar leta hai ! Lekin ab 'ee' process bahut aasaan ho gaya hai ! LALU raaj me Professional log KIDNAPP karata tha , NITISH raaj me UN-PROFESSIONAL log hai ! Professional KIDNAPPER log ka promotion ho gaya hai , koi MLA ban gaya hai ta koi MUKHIYA ! so Human Resources ka Problem hai ! Jaise IT industry me 2 mahina ka JAVA ka training le kar HYDERABAD ka Traffic hawaldaar bhi USA chala jata hai waisa hee kuchh KIDNAPPING INDUSTRY me bhi ho raha hai !
achcha ek aur baat , ab INSURANCE COMPANY wala KIDNAPPING ka RISK coverage karega ! heavy premium lega , aapka JAB kidnapping ho jayega tab INSURANCE officer middleman ka bhumika nibhayega ! dekhe ! Kya Bujhaya ?? ab sab kuchh systematic ho raha hai :) !
Kidnapping ka bahut fayada hai ! MEDIA me naam aa jata hai ! GALI - MUHALLA me aapaka STATUS badh jata hai ! 2-4 tho Police officer se direct relation ban jayega ! 10 saal baad bhi log aapako KIDNAPPING INCIDENT se jana pahchana karenge ! BETA-BETI ke biyah me problem nahi hoga ! LOG turant recognise kar lega , are woh to wahi hain , jinaka falana falana saal me KIDNAPPING huaa tha ( Bahut MAAL daba ke rakha hai ) !
2-4 dus saal baad RESUME me ek row hoga ki WHETHER YOU have been KIDNAPPED or NOT ! IIM ke interview me STRESS TESTING me aisa EXPERIENCE kaam aayega !
SARKAAR ko chahiye ki har gali muhalla se KIDNAPPER TALENT HUNT suru kare ! oosako bajapte COACHING ho ! How to Become PROFESSIONAL KIDNAPPER ke liye "KOTA " aur SUPER-30 ka batch suru hoga ! Jab aapaka Professional KIDNAPPER ho jayega tab PUBLIC kahega ki wah ! Bachpan se hi TALENTED tha ! AKHBAAR me Bada Bada COaching wala ka AD aayega ! " Become Professional KIDNAPER in 3 months " ! Mast JHAKAAS COuncellor hogee !
CHANDAN BOSS kah rahe the ki "Problem tab aayega , jab ARJUN SINGH jaisa aadami ees JOB me QUOTA ka demand karega " ! Hum bole " hmmmmm , Chaliye koi baat nahi 50 % ke liye Fight hoga " !
kul mila kar , LOKSABHA se BILL paas kar ke eesako TAX HOLIDAY milana chahiye !
SARKAAR , Kuchh bhi karo ! Lekin UNPROFESSIONAL KIDNAPPER se BIHAR ko BACHAO ! Kuchh bhi hai PROFESSIONAL KIDNAPPER "ees" Business ka ETHICs jaanate hain ! QUALITY Process ko samajhate hain !
Thanks !
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ta , HUM kah rahe the ....

ta , Hum Kah rahe the ki kuchh likhana chahiye ! CHANDAN BOSS bhi aisa bole ! Bole ki JAAT ko mat gariaayeeye ! Hum kahe BINA jaat yahan kuchh nahi hai :( , BRAHMIN , KSHATRIYA , BANIA , KAYASTHA , KURMI aur YADAV .....etc ke alawa bhi jaat hota hai , jaise IT - coolie , YAMRAAJ DOCTOR , Ghooskhor ENGINEER , MATUKNATH Teacher etc ...jaat se bach ke kahan jayeeyega :(
Ghar me Biyah shadi hota hai ta , aap dekhiye ga ki bahut sara GUEST aata hai , ab apana apana STANDARD ke hisab se apana apana CORNER aur FORUM bana lega ! ENGINEER Sahab , MASTER SAHAB se baat nahi karenge , DOctor sahab pura function me engineer sahab ko khojate firenge ! ta , Kul mila ke jaat - paat ta sab jagah hai !
ab dekhiye , IIM wala , XLRI wala ko neecha nazar se dekhata hai , XLRI wala SYMBIOSYS wala ko dusara nazar se dekhata hai , IIT wala RIT wala ko maggu samajhata hai !
Kul mila kar , jaat paat sab jagah hai :( aur hum bechain hain :(